PLEASE NOTE: This purchase is for a pre-order. Orders containing this product may take 5-7 business days to ship out. 

I survived secret government mind control experiments and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. Well, and I can move objects with my mind. A bit of pyrokinesis if I concentrate real hard. And I can go like three minutes without blinking now but folks are less impressed by that one.

Shirts are unisex, women may want to order a size down.

Licensed from Loudmouth Threads.