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S
35” - 37"
M
38” - 41"
L
42” - 45"
XL
46” - 49"
2XL
50” - 53"
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Artist:Himawari Keep33 designs🔥 10K+ sold

'Fake Your Death' Shirt

'Fake Your Death' Shirt

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★★★★★4.83 from 7,386 reviews
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  • Screenprinted in USA
  • Artist designed
  • Fast shipping
Material
100% Cotton
Fit
Unisex
Returns
60 days

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Product Description

Opossums have been doing this for millennia. Play dead, the predator loses interest, life continues. This opossum has updated the technique for modern threats: get hit by a car, become legally undead, transcend bureaucracy. An elegant solution. Full commitment to the bit. A masterclass in dodging your responsibilities.

  • Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
  • Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose fight-or-flight response skipped both and went straight to opossum protocol.

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