I survived secret government mind control experiments and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. Well, and I can move objects with my mind. A bit of pyrokinesis if I concentrate real hard. And I can go like three minutes without blinking now but folks are less impressed by that one.

Sweatshirts are unisex, women may want to order a size down.

Printed on Gildan sweatshirts.

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