{"product_id":"horrors-are-still-persisting-shirt","title":"'Horrors Are Still Persisting' Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe frog has observed the ongoing horrors and formed a complete thought about them, arranged politely. \"Boy, I sure do wish the horrors would stop persisting\" is such a measured sentence, delivered with such resignation, that the horrors must be deeply entrenched. Years in, potentially. The frog has simply decided to name it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSoft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eScreen-printed in the USA with premium ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor people who are maintaining composure while the world gently falls apart around them.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BRAND NEW","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":45561261981753,"sku":"WC-HORRORSPERSIST-SHIRT-S","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":45561262014521,"sku":"WC-HORRORSPERSIST-SHIRT-M","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":45561262047289,"sku":"WC-HORRORSPERSIST-SHIRT-L","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":45561262080057,"sku":"WC-HORRORSPERSIST-SHIRT-XL","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45561262112825,"sku":"WC-HORRORSPERSIST-SHIRT-2XL","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0251\/5984\/files\/Horrors_Are_Still_Persisting_Shirt.jpg?v=1777385148","url":"https:\/\/www.wickedclothes.com\/products\/horrors-are-still-persisting-shirt","provider":"Wicked Clothes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}