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A graphic that reads the big book of conspiracy theories, everything you know is a lie with icons of a UFO space ship, alien, flat earth, and pyramid with an eye

A black graphic hoodie that reads the big book of conspiracy theories, everything you know is a lie with icons of a UFO space ship, alien, flat earth, and pyramid with an eye

A black hoodie with text on the front that says everything you know is a lie

Conspiracy Theories Hoodie

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Have you read The Big Book of Conspiracy Theories? Everything you know is a lie -- become enlightened now!

"It appears safe. I have yet to find any sign of wire tapping from the Government. I will continue my search." -- Emmeline P.

Hoodies are unisex, women may want to order a size down.

Printed on Gildan hooded sweatshirts.

Designed by Cody Weiler

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36” - 40"

M

41” - 44"

L

45” - 48"

XL

49” - 52"

2XL

53” - 56"

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