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The Big Book of Black Magic: a guide to money, power, and respect. I know black magic can condemn your soul, but I feel like my soul's already condemned, so I figure there's nothing to lose.

"Pros: The fit is perfect, and the design is great! Cons: It didn't come with an infant to sacrifice." -- Madison M.

Shirts are unisex, women may want to order a size down.