Welcome to our cult.

Welcome to our cult.

Employees of the Month

Employees of the Month

BIGFOOT

Though he's generally uninterested in socializing, Bigfoot has come around and connected with his fellow cryptids to start Wicked Clothes. All of this new-fangled "internet" stuff may not really be his style, but he's doing his best -- last week he learned how to use Bluetooth. 

MOTHMAN

Mothman is more moth than man. Despite his erratic behavior, you can't help feeling happy when you see that big smile. Avoid bright lights around him. He's still getting used to civilized society, but his co-workers say he's adjust well -- when he's not eating Satan's suits.

SATAN

With shrewd business sense, name brand recognition, and thousands of years of experience Satan is a valuable asset to the Wicked Clothes team. While he claims his goal is to take over the world, he's really pursuing something even more valuable: friendship.

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