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Don't talk to strangers. You see a funny-looking nine foot tall green guy walking down the street, don't talk to him. That's street smarts. But like, I get that it's tempting. I mean we all agree that aliens have got to be real, right? There's all those reports about UFOs. And I've been listening to a lot of true crime podcasts and folks have been having a lot of paranormal experiences. The Universe is way too big to be just us, right? Right?
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